11-2007
THE NATIONAL SCIENCE FAIR OF AMAZING NEW DISCOVERIES
The National Science Fair Of Amazing New Discoveries is a 40 page illustrated story, showcasing the finest new inventions the science world has to offer, including dancing toilets, blogging minnows, and scripture-reciting bowling balls. These most wonderful inventions are lovingly illustrated so that readers may marvel all the more at these, the science world's most recent and most excellent advancements. The story relates the search conducted by an esteemed board of judges to find that one invention which is truly the most amazing and new. Buy your copy now! $7 + $2 S&H.
By Matt Kessler.
07-2007
WORKS CITED
Limited-edition release!
Works Cited is a collection of papers chronicling the classroom episodes of an antagonistic elementary school rad dude, an introspective girl with a bad case of Brad-lust, and a budding poet who may or may not eat her own boogers.
Monitor the progress of these students (and their classmates at Wright Preparatory Academy) in an interconnected series of exam blue books, art projects, essays, confiscated notes, study hall drawings, and teacher-authored memos.
All of this and more collected in hand-drawn manila envelope covers featuring 10 awesome (and awesomely defaced) designs. Limited to 300 numbered editions and moving fast! Order below via Paypal with account or credit card. Only $6 + $2 for shipping.
08-2006
DIAMONDS #1
Released to much acclaim and disdain in the summer of 2006, Diamonds: A Teen Girl's Guide to Baseball has been every girl's most reliable BFF ever since.
Diamonds dishes on what it's like to have a swinger in your dugout, leaks makeover secrets that'll transform your guy into a Philadelphia Phanatic stud, and tells-all about the first time Barry Zito got to first base.
This juicy goss and more in four fully illustrated pages (now in its second printing). Buy a copy for the special girl that you'd like to have in your life. As a matter of fact, at $.25 a copy, buy ten or twenty copies and see what happens. Start learning from the pros today! Only $.25 + $.50 for shipping.
